i have no idea what i am doing
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I cannot stop myself from making awkward comments in class
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When you watch The L Word and realize that Baby Angie just kinda dissappears most of the time
She’s all, “I’m over here moms! Can you feed me or something? I know, Jenny is just awful, but also, I’m hungry.”
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When someone is trying to talk to you at the after party and there’s free food.
“Uh huh, yeah, mhmm, yes [munch, munch, munch], great jam, sure.”
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Newbie: “______________ didn’t even know how to stand on skates when she started at beginners’!” Veteran: “Please! ___________ still doesn’t know how stand on skates!”
I was all, “Ohhhh Girl!”
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When you wake up thinking you’re late for class…
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Students Suggesting that I’m Insufficient as a TA because I’m an Undergrad
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That last moment of Bout Night. After the Win. After the After Party. When it’s just you and your Derby Wife and some serious Derby Love.
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Rollin’ into the After Party after a Win
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When you evade a big hit off the line and the other skater falls from the whiff.
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When we do critiques in Art class I get too caught up in awkward descriptions of other people’s art.
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I want to show this to my androgynous 7 year old.
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Waking up to my lady cooking breakfast…
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Today my Art teacher said, “You know, art isn’t all about having to be a melancholy, introverted weirdo.”
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I feel like this is how we should start every lecture in my Queer Theories class.
(it’s like they made a class specifically for me and all my friends)
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When I was younger the middle aged butches I looked up to said I was, “Just a Young Pup.” I wasn’t out yet, now I totally get what they meant.
